"The Night Before The Wedding"

What follows below are the contents of an e-mail sent by Andrew Walker to relatives of the "couple to be" after he received pictures from an anonymous but reliable source prior to the wedding...

RE: Adrian, The Matron of Honour and the Wrong Bed!

Hi everyone, have received some rather disturbing news about what Adrian was up to the night before the Wedding, those of a nervous disposition better not read this, and delete it straight away!!

It all started with an email from Melanie which I received.....

"I have just filed for an anulment, once I found out what Adrian was up to the previous night with my Matron of Honor!"

With this, I looked further into what Adrian has been up to, and received some photo's (from an anonymous source of course!!), and just had to share them with you all....

It all started when Melanie, staying at Lesley's, came upstairs just to check everything was ok with her dress. She heard noises coming from Lesley's bedroom, and just had to investigate, in case there was a burgler. As she opened the door, she couldn't believe what she saw....

Yes, it was ... Adrian and Lesley!!
What ensued next was rather disturbing to say the least.
Melanie went absolutely ballistic, and dived straight for Adrian...

Lesley tried to make excuses, but Melanie was having none of it!!

She then tried to make a run for it...

Melanie, then decided to leave Adrian till a later time, and went straight for Lesley...

After grabbing her, Melanie then gave Lesley a huge blow to the temple...

This knocked Lesley to the floor, but Melanie woudn't let up, and as Lesley lay on the floor, Melanie went for some more...

Adrian by this time gathered himself & tried to prize apart the fighting friends...

As he tried to get Melanie off of Lesley, Melanie then turned and tried to lay into Adrian, firstly with a string of unrepeatable words that woud have even the most hardy of souls running for cover, but then, just sat at the end of the bed crying her eyes out...

Now it was Adrian's turn to have a go, as Lesley lay dazed by the door...

After Adrian's blistering verbal attack, his attention turned to Lesley who had come round & decided to leave Melanie to cool off. Instead of Adrian trying to patch things up with Melanie, he left with Lesley...

The wedding was staged the following day, as not to disappoint Adrian's family who had spent a fortune travelling over to see him get married.

ONLY JOKING!!!!!!

If this is what Adrian & Melanie are going to be like, we'd all better look over our shoulders at what the next prank is going to be!!!!

Hope you all weren't too mad at the time it took for this email/page to download, but I just had to do it when I saw the photo's!!!!